Corrected Vision

I stare out through a filmy lens sutured by water to my very eye. A bent plasmoid forcing my retinas to see against their will, to focus on the world around them. My stretched, useless eyes, made "correct" by a man-made object.

However...

I shut one eye and the world shifts, moving slightly to one side, becoming a blur. I shut the other and the earth shifts again, blurring even more.

Oh, physics, how I love thee!